Saturday, May 26, 2012

What Is Old Is New Again

Had my old yet newest laptop repaired and returned for a cheap price.
Also rediscovered a very old friend online. She is still full of more energy than a stars core.
The heat here is climbing again so the next four or five months will be full of sky high power bills. Add to this hurricane season is back so, so is my high blood pressure.
Between all this and the fact we have a president who hates the disabled it is going to be a fun summer oh boy.
Yes that comment was dripping with sarcasm.

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Crap Week Ahead

This is the first day of the week and from here the oncoming week looks like it will suck. Today my laptop died.From this I can tell the ahead will be a bitch.
Thursday will be the season finally of The Big Bang Theory.
Well lets get the damn week over with.

Friday, May 04, 2012

What if Bob Ross painted battleships?

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Warming Up

I know it is getting warmer here as the local roach activity is up. I personally just blow on apart with a well place hit of a shoe.

Hopefully we will have a nice freeze next winter to kill off some of the damn things.

Someone Stick Her In Front Of A Cartoon

I'm watching Eureka to get ready for Monday nights new episode of the best show on television.
This is the final season of Eureka. No one seems to know why the best best thing on television is being canceled. Everyone I talk to is either angry or annoyed about the cancellation.

So I will enjoy the final few handful of programs before I am forced to say goodbye to Sheriff Carter, Fargo, Jo, and the rest of the small town with big problems.

Who knows maybe one of the many Save Eureka campaigns may get SYFY to change their minds.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

As Gavin Would Say

We are all really quite mad here, you'll fit right in.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Tax Question

The most commonly asked question this time of year is "Is a marriage to Kim Kardashian a tax write off?"

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Birds

Here a confession. I have never played Angry Birds. Not only that I don't plan to any time soon.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

New Enterprise.

I am watching the newish Star Trek film. I want to go on record as stating I do not like the look of the new USS Enterprise. It looks like a cross between a sand crab, a bicycle helmet, and a 1950's Chevy pickup.

In other words it's a mess not a Star Ship.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

3D

I'm not going to watch Star Wars Episode I in 3D until I've seen the Star Wars Clone Wars TV series. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Bout Time

Well finally. Van Halen is back!!
Diamond Dave, Eddie, Alex, and Wolfgang yes Wolfgang Van Halen (Eddie's son) have released a new video called Tattoo.
After decades of ego fighting the boys are back. Lets hope the album does brilliant. The world needs more Van Halen.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Big Bang Burnout.

I am suffering from Big Big Theory burnout.
As the show has gone into syndication and the reruns are being shown over and over on channel after channel the formally quirky gang has just gotten sad.

Howard has gone from weirdo who needs a girlfriend to sicko who has an angel of a girlfriend but has no idea how lucky he is.

Sheldon has gone from Mega mind to Mega bore in need of a good bitch slap. Sheldon spends so much time walking around with his own head up his ass you wounder how angry he got Hancock. He has a girlfriend brighter than he is and could not see that fact with both hand and a tricorder.

Leonard is the only human member of the group but I wish he grow a spine.

Penny has gone from cute to a self centered slut who counts on her good looks to get her by.

Priya is a user bitch who uses her looks, her parents, her brother, and Leonard to get things her way.

Raj is sad and becoming a drunk.

I have no complaints with the actors themselves. They are all very talented. It's just that the people they play have stop growing and are turning into a darker version of the younger selves.

Let's hope the Big Bang team bows out with some class, before they get thrown out.



Monday, January 02, 2012

Losing my Mind

Have you ever walked into the kitchen and discovered you have forgotten why you went into the kitchen in the first place?

I been doing that and just moments ago decided to look up something on the net but by the time my computer got loaded up I forgot what I wanted to look up.

This is extremely annoying and makes me wounder how long I'll keep my "right" mind as it where.

And if I lose my mind will I know I have lost it. Will I slowly be tormented with the knowledge that I am losing my grasp as shaky as it is on what some people laughingly call reality.

Raises the Jokers question "Why so grim?"

Sunday, January 01, 2012

Jan 1st 2012

Little know fact. The last words on the Mayan calendar are "Buy new calendar."

Monday, August 22, 2011

Star Suck

The purpose of Starbucks is to give people who spend a vast majority of their day being ground under the heels of their so called superiors. They can for a brief moment have the illusion they are in charge of their lives. For a moment or two they can make decisions effecting their live for how ever their over priced coffee lasts. They can vent there frustration on the employees. Of course their is payback. The workers will spit, sneeze, and god knows what other nameless bodily functions into the shrieking customers coffee. Why is would the coffee be so dark in color or hidden on all that foam.

Cowboys Lose

The Dallas Cowboys lost their second preseason game last night.

Dallas Cowboys 7
San Diego Chargers 20

I personally blame Rob Ryan. Anyone who puts that much energy into chewing gum can't be giving the game his undivided attention.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Cowboy Preseason Games

Sunday August 21 7:30 pm San Diego Chargers
Saturday August 27 7:00 pm Minnesota Vikings
Thursday September 1 6:30 pm Miami Dolphins

Friday, August 12, 2011

That Time Of The Year Again

Last night was the first preseason game of the year. Football is back and "The Boys" are off to a good start.
Dallas Cowboys 24
Denver Broncos 23

The Cowboys produced another come from behind win to start the preseason off with.
This means cold weather can't be too far away, Pecans will be tasty again, the holiday season is approaching.
Time to find my Cowboys hat and shirts.
I love this time of year. Goodbye heat hello cold. I want a long cold winter.
Go Cowboys!

Saturday, July 09, 2011

Bits

Attention Nabisco. A Ritz cracker is not a tiny plate. And stop telling me what to do with my snack food.

Friday, July 08, 2011

Hello Again

Well I fell down again. But a lots has been going on here. Here a brief list of whats been happening on my side of the planet.

As you may know someone predicted that the world would come to an end. Well it didn't. Or did it?
My theory is the world was destroyed and replaced with an exact replica. Exact with one minor difference. In this the new replacement world the Earth is slightly closer to the sun so everything is hotter.

My friends widow has moved back to town and I have been spending time with her and her daughter. They remind me a great deal of how much I miss my friend since his death.

The summertime heat has been grinding me under it heel. I have very little energy and even simple things take tons of energy.

But time seems to be moving along at a quick pace so barring a hurricane soon the cooler months will get here. I am looking forward to that.